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Breaking News: New Brunswickian Assailed by Christmas Cheer

November 24, 2006

Early this evening, a red headed New Brunswickian (originally hailing from Away) was assailed by Christmas cheer.

Upon arriving home he found his apartment littered various Christmas decorations, paraphernalia, ambieatic music - and the assailant, his heterosexual life partner, with visions of sugar plums dancing in her head.

Confused, he looked to the cats to find some sanity.

Unfortunately, they too had been afflicted by the CC.

It is likely that he too will be similarly afflicted by this epidemic that is sweeping across the nation, and all over the world.

We, the cynical from Away, send our condolences for his previous disposition.

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