The Dog is Fucked…
February 11, 2007…Royally.
Not just sideways, either – more like upsidedown and backwards with a tickle of a feather.
WTF does that mean, you ask?
Excellent question.
Anyways, so I took a day off work (recall, I took a full time job on in the last four months of my thesis) to have a Thesis Long Weekend Extravanganza Party of Awesomeness! (I called it that so it would sound more fun and awesome) which has thus far proved to be busted.
Today for example, I have done…
2 waves of dishes $0.30 (in soap)
swepped $1.00 (for swiffer thingme)
mopped $0.80 (in soap)
scrubbed the tub $0.80 (in soap)
watched two hours of Mythbusters $3.00 (in hummus)
So, if my life was a mastercard commercial I think the sum total of my daily activities thus far would be something to this effect…
Ability to fuck the dog despite fact thesis is due April 1st = Priceless
(…I think “sum total” may have been redundant.)
