I Fuck Myself Sideways.

FUCK!

I have a literature review due tomorrow, and you know what I have been doing lately? Reading Eragon and, subsequently, Eldest until the wee hours of the morning between work shiftfs.

Ya – I took on a full time job in my last 4 months of grad school.

Word of advice – Don’t fucking do that.

Okay, that was like 4 words of advice.

And one was a contraction.

So it could have been considered 2 words, thus making it 5 words of advice.

But it wasn’t damnit. It was a contraction.

You know what? Fuck you. Stop counting my words, jerk.

I have also been putting more QT into blogging, obviously.

So, I am going to be up stupid late (early?) tonight (tomorrow morning) getting this shit written when I could have done it over the course of the last two weeks.

And the worst part? Eragon and Eldest both rock.

So it follows that I actually like fucking myself sideways.

FUCK!

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The symmetry of the opening and closing of this entry was inspired by Citizen Kane, a movie far classier than this blog.

Fuckology: A Dialogue.

Pseudonym says:
I am irritated when I talk about this paper, because it’s content is fuckology.

p4p says:
Oh, I haven’t heard of Fuckology – care to elucidate?

Pseudonym says:
Fuckology: n.

(1) used to describe things that are ‘fucked’ or otherwise fuck over the author;

(2) term best used in reference to my theory class and anything relating to Habermas.

p4p says: says:
what do you mean “otherwise fucking over the author”?

Pseudonym says:
Because author wants to kill herself because of the fuckology involved in theory

p4p says: says:
Ah, so she’s fucked.

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Although a circular theory, fuckology is often employed in the humanities, particularly in the realm of sociology studies – and is most often found in the creation or synthesizing of theory or methodological frameworks. Basically, it involves citing pretentious prats who use big words to explain simple to complex social etc. phenomena in order to seem legitimate. Not to be confused with the science of sex (of “fucking” as it were), fuckology seems to have come about because of feelings of inadequacy of those in the arts and social scientists in relation to other, real, scientists.