Have a stack of awful first year papers to mark?
I have just the thing for you!
It’s the EMOTER 500!
That right folks, instead of providing your TA’s with an actual marking rubric or needless guidelines, just tell yours slaves, I mean TAs, to just emote the marks!
Emote the waaa?
The Marks!
Under the Emoter 500 grading isn’t so much about the content, but the mark you feel the content deserves!
But, what if the TA is in a bad mood, a bitch, or has a bout of bad gas and is emoting bad vibes generally?
Too bad!
Oh.
So, how does the EMOTER 500 work?
Well, basically you point your Care Bear Stare at the assignment in question, and you will feel a mark, down in the very cockles of your soul!
It’s easy, affordable, and way way less time consuming than making actual marking guidelines!
EMOTER 500: Helping grades get appealed since 2006.
