Caution: Doom Still Impending

It seems that the Terror Alert was reduced to Yellow – an elevated risk of a terroristic attack – sometime between now and the last time I blogged about how to prepare yourself for the inevitable. Yellow, of course, means there is a significant risk of a terrorist attack. Luckily, there is some discussion surrounding building a moat (in addition to the fence) on the US and Mexico border, which will significantly reduce the risk of terrorism, and could possibly lower the terror alert to blue – a general risk of terroristic attacks.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_the_u_s_moat

Hopefully, this idea will be extrapolated to the North so that the US may protect itself from Canada, a nation known to be a brothel house of terroristic breeding.

Constant viligance, my friends.

p.

Breaking News: New Brunswickian Assailed by Christmas Cheer

Early this evening, a red headed New Brunswickian (originally hailing from Away) was assailed by Christmas cheer.

Upon arriving home he found his apartment littered various Christmas decorations, paraphernalia, ambieatic music - and the assailant, his heterosexual life partner, with visions of sugar plums dancing in her head.

Confused, he looked to the cats to find some sanity.

Unfortunately, they too had been afflicted by the CC.

It is likely that he too will be similarly afflicted by this epidemic that is sweeping across the nation, and all over the world.

We, the cynical from Away, send our condolences for his previous disposition.